If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. " shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep. " "None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking." Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you.At your age I didn't even know what p*rn was." The robot slaps the father.He inquisitively ask the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my i Pod." She replied, "I'm having a baby." With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?" "Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone." "No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking." A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE! Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?
Best 100 short funny jokes based on visitors votes.The son says, "I did some homework." The robot slaps the son.The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me....The son says, "Ok, Ok, I was at a friend's house watching movies." Dad asks, "What movie did you watch? Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching p*rn." Dad says, "What?Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son." The robot slaps the mother. Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?